Wild Massive by Rob Hart

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DNF at 35%

I loved the blurb for this book – a giant building as a representation of a multiverse with each floor being a different slide of reality and elevators traveling between them for those who knew how to find the shafts and summon them? Yes, please! An Association of various species, civilizations, or floors controlling most of the bottom floors and reaching ever higher and higher up? And with probably nefarious intentions? Sign me up for this! A plot to destroy several floors or possibly a good chunk of this building? Heck, yeah!

Well, the more I read, the more disappointed I got. This is not a small book. It clocks are almost 500 pages, and I made it a quarter of the way through, and you know what? I still don’t know what this story is supposed to be about. It’s aimless. It’s wandering and meandering all over the place. It’s like the author had all these wonderful ideas and just dropped them all in the same pot and stirred it, hoping that it would make for a good soup. Unfortunately, it didn’t, at least for me. 

The whole book feels disjointed. I’m a quarter of the way through, and I still don’t know what the stakes are, or if there even are any stakes. There are too many characters and most of their motivations are still unclear to me. I mean, I’m almost to the middle point, shouldn’t I know what these different people want by now? I still don’t know what Clarissa wants apart from being left alone in her elevator. Or why the shape-shifters are so hell-bent on destroying the Association. I mean, the only thing that is mentioned is that the Association took one of their own hostage. Isn’t an all-out war a bit of an overreaction? 

Also, why did the Association suddenly eradicate all the Brilliant? What are they hoping to achieve or prevent by this? What do the other various human and non-human entities at play in this Building hope to achieve? I have no clue.

There is no central theme or danger to overcome that I am aware of. And thus, it just feels like a pointless romp through a variety of strange environments. Yes, they are varied and mostly amazing, but I came for a story, not a sightseeing tour.

Also, the tone of the book is off-putting – it gets serious when describing some of the things that happen, and some pretty messed up things actually happen. But then, all of a sudden, we get something humorous or ridiculous that completely clashes with what happened before. If the author was attempting to write a satire, he failed. For good satirical books that also have a lot of heart and tell compelling stories, I would suggest reading anything by Terry Pratchett.

As it stands, I will not continue with this story, because I’m bored, I don’t care about the multitude of characters I am forced to follow, and it’s way too long.

PS: I received an advanced copy of this book via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.

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